- Tourist Troll
- © Michael J. Feeney
gastro nausium phototrekius
Description and Characteristics
The "tourist troll" is short by troll standards, and often carries extraneous items in his hands or pockets. Very little is known about the origins of gastro nausium phototrekius. This creature consistently arrives in early to late spring and departs in the fall. Key behaviors include a large appetite and an obsessive preoccupation with photography.
Habitat and Location
He has been spotted wandering throughout many of the small specialty stores in Mount Horeb, generally along east Main Street. Local shopkeepers generally welcome his presence. Noted Matt Berkowitz, downtown shopkeeper: "At least it isn't the one with the pig." His rat follows him everywhere he goes, subsisting on The Tourist Troll's constant trail of crumb and scraps of food.